Ok, Kardashian clan…we get it. You’re moguls, you’re a tight-knit family, you’re all beautiful, you’re famous. But for what? Sure, you seem to have a knack for marrying NBA players, which is why we’re here today: to examine the 2nd royal wedding in as many as six months. Have you heard about some of Kim K’s specifications for her upcoming wedding? It’s pretty amazing given the girl is famous for…being famous? Let’s take a look at a few of her demands, and I think it goes without saying that this is a ‘what not to do’ list.
1. Guest are only permitted to wear black or white. Kathy Lee Gifford, who will be a guest, said black or white are her only choices, and guests were given strict instructions not to deviate. I’m having a hard time figuring out the rationale here, unless they’re going to gather everyone together afterward (there are rumored to be 1,000 attendees) and snap a Kardashian-like photo with everyone posing.
2. Can you hear me now? Not if you’re a guest at Kim K’s wedding. Guests are required to hand over their cell phones upon entry into the palatial estate in Montecito, CA. Evidently, the bride doesn’t want anyone leaking details of her big day via Facebook or Twitter. I wonder what the punishment will be for the one person who gets in and gets caught? (You know someone will do it)
3. Metal detectors. Yes, you heard me right. Nothing says elegance and love like a metal detector at a wedding. I once had to walk through one entering a restaurant in Russia, and I have to say, I felt a little on-edge for the remainder of my dinner. I guess people better mail their metal gifts instead of bringing them for the gift table.
Reality TV stars seem to take themselves pretty seriously these days. I’m trying to figure out if I even know 1,000 people to invite to a party, let alone scare off with random demands. But that’s Hollywood for you; it’s a who’s-who world, and I doubt anyone would pass up the opportunity to watch this three-ring circus unfold. If Nicole Richie had elephants and camels at her ceremony, place your wagers on what Kim Kardashian will do!